We’re already into Week 4 not really sure how that’s happened! A trio of Mexican jokes for you this morning:
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!
What did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay Underlay!
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro sink-o!
Yes it’s back again! Plans are well underway for this term’s 15 Hour Bar Crawl – Saturday Wk. 5! Tickets are only £6 (t-shirt, entry to all bars and clubs including Sugarhouse who have a guest DJ on!).
Make sure you join the Facebook Event and keep an eye out for ticket sales!
And If you haven’t watched it yet – JCR President Damo er… struts his stuff (I’ll let you see for your own eyes)!
LOOKING FOR FURNESSIAN FOR SOCIAL SEC
Fancy organising the 15 hour bar crawl and christmas ball or running for a social position at this year’s elections? Then why not run for social secretary for the rest of this term?!
Please email our chairperson Will on firstname.lastname@example.org or alternatively message him on facebook for more information. Deadline is Tuesday so get your nominations in and the creativity flowing!
Can anyone knock ‘Quiz on Your Face’ off of their perch!? This week we have the I ♥ TREV spooktacular halloween special!
£1 entry fee per person, £50 Cash Prize + Sur-Prize as per usual, the quiz will have a round of Terrifying Trivia, Petrifying Pictures anddd FREE ENTRY to Sugar for the most Frightening Furnessian Costume + 2 friends.
The usual handicaps apply with your team points and the last-place specialist topic, which, this week, is CATS.
7.30 in Trev!
Loads of sports going on this week for you to support and get involved with! This Sunday brings the new look Carter Shield and this week’s sport is DODGEBALL! If you wanna play for the Furness Purple Cobras (I have definitely just made the name up) then meet at 11:30am in Furness Foyer, and walk down together to the sports centre for 12. Facebook Event
Football A’s take on Lonsdale Wednesday at 2PM
Netball A’s have got County – Tuesday at 6:30PM
Netball B’s also play County – Wednesday at 3PM
Furness take on County in bar sports Monday and Tuesday from 7PM. Make sure you get down to Trev on bar sports day for cheap drinks!
FURST: Furness College Magazine – Michaelmas Edition #1
It’s back! The loved, loathed and critically acclaimed and multiply denounced Furness College JCR Magazine: Furst! It was great to meet our new batch of #FurnessFreshers and a big welcome back to all returning Furnessians. If you haven’t read a Furst before, put on your seat belts, clench your buttocks at the plethora of grammatical. “errors’ and enjoy the multi-sensory experience. READ IT ONLINE NOW
Look out for paper copies this week (hopefully today) around Furness foyer and in Trev!
Some of your JCR-exec have drop-in sessions where you can go to tell them about any issues or problems, or if you just fancy a chat!
Rebecca Green – Equal Opportunities – Monday, 1:30PM – 2:30PM in Trev.
Megan Banbery – Education and Welfare – Thursday, 3PM in Trev.
Have a good week, and remember you’re unique just like everybody else.