We’re already half-way through the “longest term”, Lancaster have already had their Christmas decorations for a fortnight and it’s bloody freezing! BUT IT’S THE 15 HOUR ON SATURDAY!!!!
I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa!
If you thought my joke was terrible, then do one you have a terrible sense of humour. However there is a man from Lancaster in a homemade leopard suit performs songs about Vimto, trains, service stations and the seaside. Kriss Foster & friend: Mr Ferris, present a show full of stories, interesting instruments and trinkets. For fans of Flight of the Conchords and John Shuttleworth.
– ‘Dead good’ (NME). ‘A great disappointment’ (his Gran).
So make sure you don’t miss out and join us on the 15th of November at 20:30 at Trevor (JCR Room – Back of Trev) and CLICK HERE to join the event on Facebook.
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Congratulations to whoever won the super spooky Furness pub quiz last Wednesday! I wanted to be there but Damo sent me to pick up his dry cleaning! It will be on again this Wednesday check out the event https://www.facebook.com/events/574289659302773/ to see what this week’s specialist round is and of course the surPRIZEs!
WILL GETS SOCIAL SEX
Congratulations to Will Hedley who has been co-opted in as a social sec until the end of term! He proved he had all the right moves beating the other candidates with the best reproduction of the famous Saturday Night Fever dance routine.
If you want to get involved in changing the college and want to be on the JCR elections are coming soon!
15 Hour shirts will be on sale this WEDNESDAY6th at 11:30AM in TREV! Make sure you get down sharpish or even before and sample one of the great cold or hot beverages on offer in Trev (plug). But seriously freshers, it always sells out and you don’t want to be missing out on the first bar crawl!
Congratulations are in order for the Furness dodgeball team, they came 3rd in yesterday’s Carter Shield after winning 4/5 of their games. Thank you to everyone who came down and hope to see you week 6 for unihock!
This week the Football A team take on Bowland – Wednesday 2PM ko,
The B’s also take on Bowland on Saturday 2PM Ko
The Netball B’s take on Grad – Wednesday at 3pM
Bar Sports also take on Bowland Monday and Tuesday from half 7!
Some of your JCR-exec have drop-in sessions where you can go to tell them about any issues or problems, or if you just fancy a chat!
Rebecca Green – Equal Opportunities – Monday, 1:30PM – 2:30PM in Trev.
Megan Banbery – Education and Welfare – Thursday, 3PM in Trev.
Ellen Hedley – Equal Opportunities – Thursday 12-1 in Trev.
Thanks for reading, have a wonderful week filled with rainbows and butterflies,