Hello and welcome to your latest installment of the critically acclaimed Bev’s Hills! In regular fashion I’ll start with my lame joke of the week:
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15 Hour Bar Crawl
Less than a week a to go until arguably the best social of the year! The 15 Hour Bar Crawl is this Saturday (16th) and your social secs and entertainments team have worked extremely hard and sorted out some amazing drink and food deals and entry into 11 places! And a free bus to anyone who is meeting in trev. Tickets go on sale on Tuesday 12:15 in Trevor, £7! Join the Facebook Event now
Also if you didn’t get a chance to see our “promo” video:
The permanent marker still hasn’t come off…
Action for Happiness
Action for Happiness is a worldwide movement of people committed to building a happier society. It is a simple, but powerful idea. We’re not proposing anything new, just promoting the need to prioritise that which makes people happy. People need to care less about what they can get for themselves and more about the happiness of others. This is why Lancaster University is having an Action for Happiness Campaign. Let’s join together and spread the happiness!
Week 6 (18th – 22nd February) we are going to have a whole week of Action for Happiness to make people happy and to inspire them to share that happiness.
For more info: www.facebook.com/LancsHappiness
The most thought provoking and hilarious performance returns once again to Lancaster. Performed by nearly 50 students, and in our very own Sugarhouse, this is not a show to miss! Tickets have gone on sale and are available for just £5 from the LUSU info desk (under Spar!). Hurry though as tickets are limited due to a smaller venue.
11th 12th and 14th Feb, doors open at 7.00 pm Join the Facebook Event
Our First Furst
Your publicity king Piotr Motyka has finished the long awaited Furst! Pick up a beautiful printed copy in Trevor or read it online here:
In this edition: Meet Your JCR, The President Speaks, Cooking with Coggin, Then & Now, Displacement of the ‘Self’, Mrs. Furst, Overturd at Lancaster & Hands on Space!
Disclaimer: Please don’t take anything in this magazine too seriously, it’s just a bit of good ol’ fun like it always has been and always will be! 🙂 (don’t sue us)
The B’s had a friendly on Sunday against Fylde, although this certainly wasn’t played like one. Crunching tackles from central midfield and solid defending and the back ensured a deserved clean sheet. Super striker Richard Orford was the main man up top for the blues, he held the ball up brilliantly and played exceptionally well as a one striker. Score: 3-0 Furness. Kitch Orford and Cuddihee all scoring for Furness.
The A’s got their first win of the season against Cartmel after lacking fortune in previous fixtures. The first half was tough as the wind was strong and against them which proved a big factor throughout the game. Furness defenders stood strong throughout the half and held their ground to enter half time at a promising 0-0. Furness knew they had the advantage going into the 2nd half, however few chances were created at first. It took a bursting run from right back Cam Glennon to drill a cross into Mike Tyers to secure the first goal. The second goal was some thing special, a long curling and looping shot (cross) from Rick Kotarski rubbed salt into Cartmel’s wounds. Ste Lyddon, the big lump in midfield, made his way into the opposition’s penalty area and produced a 8/10 dive to win Furness a penalty! George Shilton calmly as ever stepped up to fire home the victory! 3-0 Furness well deserved and one up on Cartmel ahead of Patriots!! MOM Tyers who worked his socks off and posed a constant threat to Cartmel’s back four. Special mention to Jonny Horsely having a fantastic game on debut.
The Bs lost on Wednesday against a strong Bowland side but put up a really good fight with a weakened squad! And on Tuesday night the As won, beating County 30-26 after being 17-21 down at the end of the third quarter, absolutely annihilated them 13-5 in the last quarter! Lauren Heaven picking up woman of the match!
I’m sure you all can’t wait to be bombarded with campaign posters and facebook spam (i’m guilty of it) but nominations for LUSU full time officers are now open! For more information: http://lusu.co.uk/2013/02/06/elections-are-coming
Reginald Popoola – Male education and welfare (condom fairy) – Monday 1-2
Marguerite Walley – Female education and welfare – Thursday 1-2
Gosia Felisiak – Vice President – Tuesday 10-11 and Thursday 3-4
Diego Ortiz – Equal Oppurtunities Monday 12-1
Big welcome to your new stand in equal oppurtunites guy, Linus Yau – Wednesday 3-4
That’s everything for this week! A big congratulations to Layla and Rachel on their first pub quiz, we hope to see you all down there next Sunday (even if you are hanging after the 15 hour).