Bev’s Hills – Week 5

Morning all,

We’re already half-way through the “longest term”, Lancaster have already had their Christmas decorations for a fortnight and it’s bloody freezing! BUT IT’S THE 15 HOUR ON SATURDAY!!!!

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa!

If you thought my joke was terrible, then do one you have a terrible sense of humour. However there is a man from Lancaster in a homemade leopard suit performs songs about Vimto, trains, service stations and the seaside. Kriss Foster & friend: Mr Ferris, present a show full of stories, interesting instruments and trinkets. For fans of Flight of the Conchords and John Shuttleworth.

– ‘Dead good’ (NME). ‘A great disappointment’ (his Gran).

So make sure you don’t miss out and join us on the 15th of November at 20:30 at Trevor (JCR Room – Back of Trev) and CLICK HERE to join the event on Facebook.

Kriss’ website: http://www.krissfoster.co.uk/
Follow Kriss on Twitter: https://twitter.com/krissfoster
Follow Kriss on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kriss-Foster/29411095296?fref=ts

Congratulations to whoever won the super spooky Furness pub quiz last Wednesday! I wanted to be there but Damo sent me to pick up his dry cleaning! It will be on again this Wednesday check out the event https://www.facebook.com/events/574289659302773/ to see what this week’s specialist round is and of course the surPRIZEs!

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WILL GETS SOCIAL SEX

Congratulations to Will Hedley who has been co-opted in as a social sec until the end of term! He proved he had all the right moves beating the other candidates with the best reproduction of the famous Saturday Night Fever dance routine.

If you want to get involved in changing the college and want to be on the JCR elections are coming soon!

 

 

 

15 Hour shirts will be on sale this WEDNESDAY6th at 11:30AM in TREV! Make sure you get down sharpish or even before and sample one of the great cold or hot beverages on offer in Trev (plug). But seriously freshers, it always sells out and you don’t want to be missing out on the first bar crawl!

https://www.facebook.com/events/251098821706410/

Congratulations are in order for the Furness dodgeball team, they came 3rd in yesterday’s Carter Shield after winning 4/5 of their games. Thank you to everyone who came down and hope to see you week 6 for unihock!

This week the Football A team take on Bowland – Wednesday 2PM ko,
The B’s also take on Bowland on Saturday 2PM Ko

The Netball B’s take on Grad – Wednesday at 3pM

Bar Sports also take on Bowland Monday and Tuesday from half 7!

Drop-in Sessions

Some of your JCR-exec have drop-in sessions where you can go to tell them about any issues or problems, or if you just fancy a chat!

Rebecca Green – Equal Opportunities – Monday, 1:30PM – 2:30PM in Trev.

Megan Banbery – Education and Welfare – Thursday, 3PM in Trev.

Ellen Hedley – Equal Opportunities – Thursday 12-1 in Trev.

Thanks for reading, have a wonderful week filled with rainbows and butterflies,

Henry

Bev’s Hills – Week 4

Morning Furness!

We’re already into Week 4 not really sure how that’s happened! A trio of Mexican jokes for you this morning:

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!
What did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay Underlay!
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro sink-o!

Yes it’s back again! Plans are well underway for this term’s 15 Hour Bar Crawl – Saturday Wk. 5! Tickets are only £6  (t-shirt, entry to all bars and clubs including Sugarhouse who have a guest DJ on!).

Make sure you join the Facebook Event and keep an eye out for ticket sales!

And If you haven’t watched it yet – JCR President Damo er… struts his stuff (I’ll let you see for your own eyes)!

 

LOOKING FOR FURNESSIAN FOR SOCIAL SEC

Fancy organising the 15 hour bar crawl and christmas ball or running for a social position at this year’s elections? Then why not run for social secretary for the rest of this term?!

Please email our chairperson Will on w.downes@lancaster.ac.uk or alternatively message him on facebook for more information. Deadline is Tuesday so get your nominations in and the creativity flowing!


Can anyone knock ‘Quiz on Your Face’ off of their perch!? This week we have the I ♥ TREV spooktacular halloween special!

£1 entry fee per person, £50 Cash Prize + Sur-Prize as per usual, the quiz will have a round of Terrifying Trivia, Petrifying Pictures anddd FREE ENTRY to Sugar for the most Frightening Furnessian Costume + 2 friends.

The usual handicaps apply with your team points and the last-place specialist topic, which, this week, is CATS.

7.30 in Trev!

FACEBOOK EVENT

Loads of sports going on this week for you to support and get involved with! This Sunday brings the new look Carter Shield and this week’s sport is DODGEBALL! If you wanna play for the Furness Purple Cobras (I have definitely just made the name up)  then meet at 11:30am in Furness Foyer, and walk down together to the sports centre for 12. Facebook Event

Football A’s take on Lonsdale Wednesday at 2PM

Netball A’s have got County – Tuesday at 6:30PM
Netball B’s also play County – Wednesday at 3PM

Furness take on County in bar sports Monday and Tuesday from 7PM. Make sure you get down to Trev on bar sports day for cheap drinks!

FURST: Furness College Magazine – Michaelmas Edition #1

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It’s back! The loved, loathed and critically acclaimed and multiply denounced Furness College JCR Magazine: Furst! It was great to meet our new batch of #FurnessFreshers and a big welcome back to all returning Furnessians. If you haven’t read a Furst before, put on your seat belts, clench your buttocks at the plethora of grammatical. “errors’ and  enjoy the multi-sensory experience. READ IT ONLINE NOW

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Look out for paper copies this week (hopefully today) around Furness foyer and in Trev!

Drop-in Sessions

Some of your JCR-exec have drop-in sessions where you can go to tell them about any issues or problems, or if you just fancy a chat!

Rebecca Green – Equal Opportunities – Monday, 1:30PM – 2:30PM in Trev.

Megan Banbery – Education and Welfare – Thursday, 3PM in Trev.

Have a good week, and remember you’re unique just like everybody else.
Henry

Bev’s Hills – Week 3

Hello

Monday. Rain. News. YAY!

Two cows are stood in the field, one says to the other “Have you heard about this mad cow disease that’s going around?”. The other replies “I’ll be alright mate, I’m a duck”.

Absolutely amazing turn out for the We <3 Trev Furness Pub Quiz! Congratulations to our winning team “Quiz on your face” who were the winners of a £50 cash prize and tapas meal in 1725, and to our losing team “Brantwood” with the consolation of some gorgeous Trev cake and the choice of specialist round for next week “Australia!” Thankyou to everyone involved and see you all next week!! Join the facebook event.

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Trev turns one in style

It was great to see Trevor packed on Friday to celebrate his birthday! We witnessed some great live music from the Jazz quintet and some unbelievable fingering from Furness’ own Rev Kev (on guitar). Thank you to everyone who came down especially those who had the balls to get up and jam with the band.

 

 

 

Vision TV

Supporting Vision IPTV experiments, a research project developed by researchers and students at Lancaster University and the BBC R&D. 30 live TV channels and 15,000+ on-demand programmes.Your help may shape the future feature of the BBC iPlayer Sign up at http://vision.lancs.ac.uk/ to win an Apple TV (winner announced at the end of October 2013). Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LancasterVision

Furness Sports

All of our teams got cheated out of victories this week apart from both the Netball teams who won their games against Grizedale! This week the bar sports take on Lonsdale in Trev Monday & Tuesday at 7PM. Football B’s take on Grizedale Saturday at 2PM. Netball girls take on Fylde (shiiittttt) A’s Friday at 5PM and B’s Wednesday at 3PM.

Drop-in Sessions

Some of your JCR-exec have drop-in sessions where you can go to tell them about any issues or problems, or if you just fancy a chat!

Rebecca Green – Equal Opportunities – Monday, 1:30PM – 2:30PM in Trev.

Megan Banbery – Education and Welfare – Thursday, 3PM in Trev.

Thanks for reading just to let you know 15 Hour Bar Crawl is coming Saturday Wk. 5 so keep your eyes peeled for more info about that!

Henry

P.s. I love you.

Bev’s Hills – Week 2

Good Morning Furness, and welcome to another instalment of your favourite (and only) college newsletter Bev’s Hills.

It’s freezing, it’s grey and it’s Monday so here is the usual terrible joke to brighten up your week.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

This week it’s College Spirit Week. There’s loads of great events going on with other colleges trying to prove they’re as good as Furness. Check out the LUSU event.

This Friday marks the 1st Birthday of refurbished Trev, so we’re throwing him a birthday party. There’ll be party games, live music and even cake! JAM-IN-FURNESS is happening same time, same place. Paul Palmer a true Furnessian will be playing with his jazz quartet and wants anyone who wants to play to come down too! If you’re just a wonderwall-playing-wannabe like me, come down and watch some great musicians.

Facebook Event.

I <3 Trev Wednesdays is the return of the Furness Pub Quiz. Your social secs Jenny and Layla have been working hard to make your quiz better than ever, with a £50 CASH prize and extra special, super secret surPRIZE. It’s only £1 entry, every Wednesday in Trev at 7:30PM.

Facebook Event

College Hoodies

hoodiesPurple Steel. You’ve probably seen the sea of really, really, good looking people in Furness hoodies. For only £15 or only 50957.42 Uzbekistan Som you can be really really good looking too!

Go down to the JCR office to buy yours today!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drop-in Sessions

Some of your JCR-exec have drop-in sessions where you can go to tell them about any issues or problems, or if you just fancy a chat!

Rebecca Green – Equal Opportunities – Monday, 1:30PM – 2:30PM in Trev.

Megan Banbery – Education and Welfare – Thursday, 3PM in Trev.

Think that’s everything for this week I’ve probably forgot something but c’est la vie! Have a great week.

Henry

ALSO THE CARLETON IS BACK

Bev’s Hills – Week 1

Good Morning Furness!

Welcome to the exciting, beautifully composed, critically acclaimed newsletter Beverley’s Hills!

My terrible joke of the week:
If cattle had a sense of humour, would they be a laughing stock?

Furness Freshers 2013

Furness became home to 378 new freshers this year and what a week they’ve give us! From the first night new furnessians were getting acquainted with the college chants, and one lucky lady got more than acquainted with the Furness TV Room. Monday night quickly followed with a ghost walk, though you can’t get much more scary than Cartmel girls. After, the paint party in elements, for many the first taste of Lancaster nightlife (and UV paint).

Tuesday was home to the campus bar crawl ending in Cartmel with the silent disco. Wednesday was equally as silent at the movie night without a movie. Thursday brought Her Majesty the Queen (well kind of) to Furness foyer as the official pre-tea before the big night out in Lancaster!  If you could hack it Friday brought the delights of Hustle and Lounge. Saturday everybody scrubbed up well and was looking good for the James Bond casino ending in Elements. Sunday meant the last day of freshers a tons of bbq on the (not so) sunny Windermere boat trip. Afterwards there was a cracking turn-out at the pub quiz, where “All credit to Zoe” won the £50 cash prize and VIP booth in Elements. “Flat 7 sucks” did indeed suck and came in last place.

My milkshakes bring all the boys to Trevor

reggieTrevor – furness bar is now doing milkshakes of all of your favourite chocolate bars!

Trev’s open 11AM – 11PM weekdays selling soft, alcoholic and hot drinks. As well as speciality cakes. It is also home to your weekly pub quiz that will be starting up again Wednesday Wk. 2.

On the evening of the 18th of October join us and Paul Palmer’s quartet once again for the return of our Jam-in-Furness series.

Paul plays regularly at Zefirelli’s in Ambleside, at the Keswick Jazz Festival and last summer he played at Lancaster Jazz. His regular haunt is Hope and Anchor in Ulverston, but he plays throughout Cumbria and Lancashire. You may also remember him from our colleges grand re-opening last November and the first Jam-In-Furness in May!

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Thurd Furst

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Me and Piotr your publicity officer are well underway making our third edition of the world renowned Furness magazine. If you haven’t seen them before, or want to reminisce you can view them here. Once again Mrs. Furst the furness resident agony aunt is here to help with any of your problems, make sure you get in touch on ASK.FM – but please no cyber bullying she is a sensitive lady.

If you want to write an article however serious or not you need to get it to me and Piotr by Wednesday at the latest. p.motyka@lancaster.ac.uk

Short and sweet for this week, hope you’ve all had an amazing freshers week I’m absolutely gutted it was my last one but I don’t think I can take another one anyway.

Til next week,

Henry

Bev’s Hills – Week 27

Hellooo Furness!

Sorry about the lack of newsletter the last couple of weeks, we’ve been really busy getting the new website up and ready!

This week’s joke: What’s brown and runny?

Linford Christie!

Night at the Museum!

This year Furness brings to you, for one night only, an exhibit beyond all proportions: a Night at the Museum – excitement and mischief, exploring the history of everything after hours.

Dance with dinosaurs, mingle with mummies, moonwalk on the moon and sip chemical concoctions in our laboratory.
Join history’s favourite icons as Furness showcases local student bands: Gardenback, Lemming Along, The Dark Rooms and All Sparks, combined with top class DJ sets from Jordan Rosamond, Graham Hamilton and Radio 1 Extra’s Adele Roberts.

As if that’s not enough, take a tour on our exclusive simulator machine or challenge you flatmates to see who’ll go down in Formula 1 history with our 8 lane Scalextric.

So get your tickets while you can, and join Furness for an EXTRAV AT THE MUSEUM.

And incase you were stuck for costume ideas:

New JCR Members

jcrFurness had the highest voter turnout of all the colleges and we’ve elected 5 new members of the JCR.

– Social Secretary: Jenny Harris
– Equal Opportunities Officer: Rebecca Green
– Female Education & Welfare Officer: Megan Banbery
– Female Sports Secretary: Jaz Dalton
– Male Sports Secretary: Andy Moss

Also another congratulations to the Furnessians who won CCO Elections: Damon Fairley, Caroline Arnold, Ellen Hedley, Layla Fay & Lizzie Houghton!

 

 

Mind your own business!

Have a business idea? Or started up a new social enterprise and need an office with computer and phone access? Then the Furness College ‘Mind Your Own Business!’ competition is for you!

The applications open on 3rd June and close on 8th June at midnight. The application form is available to download from our page and should to be sent to m.felisiak@lancaster.ac.uk once filled out.

The interviews will take place at the beginning of week 8.

Check out the Facebook Page

Netball Team through to next round

The netball team got through to the second round of the LUSU summer handicap cup, beating Grad 53-38. Second round this saturday (times & teams tbc)

 

 

 

Office Hours

Reginald Popoola – Male education and welfare – Monday 1-2
Marguerite Walley – Female education and welfare  – Thursday 1-2
Diego Ortiz – Equal Oppurtunities – Monday 5-6
Ellen Hedley – Equal Oppurtunities – Wednesday 3-4

Cheers,
Henry

Bev’s Hills – Week 24

Gooooood Morning Furnessians!

Well the Lancaster summer was good while it lasted, but we’ve still got plenty of great events coming up!

There’s two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ‘how do you drive this thing?’.

Furness Paint Party

Litre upon litre of UV flourescent paint a whole rig of high end UV cannons and huge paint bazookas! Only two days to go until the paint party! Layla will be in Trev from 2:30PM today until 5! Check out the facebook event for more info and t-shirt sales.

Polish Night

The third in our series of Furness International Nights! This Thursday is Polish Night! We’ve got live music, a Polish themed quiz, try some Polish Food! Of course we’ve got some great offers on Polish Vodka! It promises to be a great night so make sure you get down to Trev for 7:30PM Thursday! Facebook Event.

Richard Slatter Pool Tournament

May 25th sees our annual pool tournament in Trev, join the facebook event here: http://www.facebook.com/events/138796039635618/

Second Furst

The hard-hitting, politically challenging, super cereal college magazine is out now!  You can read it here!

Furness Fresher Rep’s 2013

You’ve got 2 days left to get your applications in!

Download the application form here. Then email it to: furnessreps2013@gmail.com

Office Hours

Reginald “Condoms are my middle name” Popoola – Male education and welfare – Monday 1-2
Marguerite Walley – Female education and welfare  – Thursday 1-2
Diego Ortiz – Equal Oppurtunities – Monday 5-6
Ellen Hedley – Equal Oppurtunities – Wednesday 3-4

That’s all folks,
Henry

Bev’s Hills – Week 23

Good afternoon Furness, I hope you all had a great bank holiday and are enjoying the sun! Hopefully you managed to avoid the horror that is a bank holiday Sunday night out in Lancaster!

Whats green and brown, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A snooker table. (which is a really good link because the Richard Slatter Pool tournament is coming up)

Furness Fresher Rep’s 2013

If you went to the Freshers Rep meeting last Monday then don’t forget to send your applications in by the 15th!

Download the application form here. Then email it to: furnessreps2013@gmail.com

Furness Paint Party

Your wonderful Social Sec Layla Fay has been hard at work organising a brilliant night for you coming Wk. 4. It’s probably the biggest event until extrav at the end of term, and it promises to be a messy one! Check out their promo here: http://youtu.be/w0R88Jvq-EQ

T-Shirts £4 – TICKET SALES TIME & LOCATION TBA on the Facebook Event.

A New Perspective

See things from A New Perspective and test your your abilities to the limit!

This is a joint event between Bowland and Furness to help raise awareness for disabled students and the difficulties they face on a daily basis. We aim to clear up any myths and confusion that Lancaster students have about disabilities. Each disability is different, and by participating in our challenges portraying different problems for different disabilities, we hope to help students understand the disabilities and the effects they bring.

Office Hours

Reginald “Condoms are my middle name” Popoola – Male education and welfare – Monday 1-2
Marguerite Walley – Female education and welfare  – Thursday 1-2
Diego Ortiz – Equal Oppurtunities – Monday 5-6
Ellen Hedley – Equal Oppurtunities – Wednesday 3-4

Thanks for reading!

Henry

Bev’s Hills – Week 22

Hello Furness, and a late welcome back, hope you all had a great easter! Apologies for no newsletter last week, I thought I could get away with not doing  one; but apparently not having Bev’s Hills is more disappointing than the Grad Ball line-up. Your lame joke of the week:

I had a ham and pineapple sandwich the other day.

That’s hawaii roll.

Big Night In

A huge congratulations to Rosie Whitham, who organised a big night in trevor last Friday. The event was all in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support and managed to raise over £350! Thanks to all that came and showed their support!

Furness Fresher Rep’s 2013

If you want to be a freshers rep for Furness next year then do the following:

1) Join the facebook group here.
2) Go to the compulsory meeting, Monday 29th April 6PM – George Fox LT1.
3) Download the application form here. Then email it to: furnessreps2013@gmail.com

Furness Paint Party

Your wonderful Social Sec Layla Fay has been hard at work organising a brilliant night for you coming Wk. 3. It’s probably the biggest event until extrav at the end of term, and it promises to be a messy one (and I do that mean that in the literate sense). Watch the promo vid complete with chavvy cheesey pirates of the carribbean remix:

Jam in Furness | Live Jazz in Trevor

On the evening of third of May join us and Paul Palmer’s quartet, in the first of our Jam-in-Furness series. See his website here: http://www.paulpalmersax.com/

If you are interested in joining in with your favourite instrument to give you a break from exam stress or just for fun, please let us know, and better still, please contact Paul via his website to find out about (and possibly influence) the planned stage set. If you are planning to do this, please give Paul a good notice before the gig.

Join the facebook event.

Pub Quiz

picThe weekly pub quiz returned yesterday, it was great to see it back and thanks for everyone who came down. Don’t forget to get down to Trevor half past 7 every Sunday for the quiz, great prizes to be won for winners and of course the losers!

Facebook.com/FurnessBarTrevor

Office Hours

Reginald “Condoms are my middle name” Popoola – Male education and welfare – Monday 1-2
Marguerite Walley – Female education and welfare  – Thursday 1-2
Diego Ortiz – Equal Oppurtunities – Monday 5-6
Ellen Hedley – Equal Oppurtunities – Wednesday 3-4

Til next time, thanks for reading.

Henry 🙂

Bev’s Hills – Week 20

Hey guys and welcome to the last Bev’s Hills of the term, not too much going on this week so I’ll get started!

Joke of the week.

That piece of coursework I’ve just handed in.

Furst

Piotr has been working really (honest) to get Furst ready for this week, but just like Harry Styles it might not be ready to come out just yet!

Pub Quiz

Following on from the great launch of our new international night on Thursday, we had a special Irish themed Furness Pub Quiz yesterday! Congratulations to the Quizlamic Extremists who won this week! A big shout out to Layla Fay for all the hard work she has put in this term, and we hope to see you all there Sunday Wk. 21!

Furness Sport

A big congratulations to the sportsmen/women from Furness who have got into the college select roses teams to represent Lancaster at York.

For Netball: Lauren Heaven
For Football: Ste Lyddon, Tom Charles and Matt Connelly

Like I said not much going on this week, but it has been a really great term for Furness. We’ve had the 15 Hour Bar Crawl, Action for Happiness,  got cheated out of the Patriot’s Cup, launched “Mind your own business”, released our first Furst,  helped to save the arts at Lancaster, elected our new officers and started the first of many international nights!

I hope you’ve all enjoyed this term as much as I have, and I hope you all have a fantastic Easter break!

See you all next term,

Henry 🙂