Morning! Why is there no honey in Belgium? Because there’s only one B in Belgium! Credit for that one goes to your new media + comms so expect more of the same! Welcome to our new JCR exec After a…
Bev’s Hills – Week 8
Morning Furness, If you couldn’t tell by the shit storm of facebook invites, and posters it’s election time! I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I know they are getting even…
Bev’s Hills – Week 7
Goooood morning! It’s week 7 and 36 days until Christmas! Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. That will be one of my last ever terrible weekly…
Bev’s Hills – Week 6
Morning! Hope you’ve all recovered from the 15 hour on Saturday! The mighty never fall, shame the same couldn’t be said for my housemate who lost a fight with the pavement on the way home. Your terrible joke of the…
Bev’s Hills – Week 5
Morning all, We’re already half-way through the “longest term”, Lancaster have already had their Christmas decorations for a fortnight and it’s bloody freezing! BUT IT’S THE 15 HOUR ON SATURDAY!!!! I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an…
Bev’s Hills – Week 4
Morning Furness! We’re already into Week 4 not really sure how that’s happened! A trio of Mexican jokes for you this morning: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila! What did the Mexican put under his…
Bev’s Hills – Week 3
Hello Monday. Rain. News. YAY! Two cows are stood in the field, one says to the other “Have you heard about this mad cow disease that’s going around?”. The other replies “I’ll be alright mate, I’m a duck”. Absolutely amazing…
Bev’s Hills – Week 2
Good Morning Furness, and welcome to another instalment of your favourite (and only) college newsletter Bev’s Hills. It’s freezing, it’s grey and it’s Monday so here is the usual terrible joke to brighten up your week. A woman has twins,…
Bev’s Hills – Week 1
Good Morning Furness! Welcome to the exciting, beautifully composed, critically acclaimed newsletter Beverley’s Hills! My terrible joke of the week: If cattle had a sense of humour, would they be a laughing stock? Furness Freshers 2013 Furness became home to…
College Porters – Martin Herbert, Sue Smith, Terry Metcalfe & Joanne Shaw
The College Porters are highly valued members of the College and are important people in College life. Most students will see more of them than of the other University officers and they provide all sorts of help cheerfully and…